Everything went fine this afternoon as I completed final stages of the transaction for the Tacoma until I tried to attach the front plate. Uh, where does it go? There are no holes.

To back up a bit, the truck breezed through the etest and safety check at Canadian Tire this morning. This afternoon at the Ontario License Bureau the lady methodically processed my documents, and then charged P.S.T. on the amount on the bill of sale, not an arbitrary figure concocted by their computer, as in the manner of domestic sales. This sounded very good to me.

When she handed the plates across the counter I realized that the thing had actually worked. There was no Lucy van Pelt waiting to yank the football away from me at the last instant.

So I put the sticker on a plate and attached it to the back bumper. No problem so far. But the front was another matter. No place to put it. This called for an expert, so I headed to the shop of Dave Matthews, body shop owner and restoration expert. Dave looked at the situation and shared a laugh with his staff. Stickers apparently go on the front of a commercial vehicle, not the back. That his former English teacher would fail to read a simple set of instructions caused him a good deal of unseemly mirth.

Once he got his breath back, Dave ran his fingers over the front bumper and miraculously produced four little indentations in the plastic cover. Out came a drill, in went the holes, and on went the correct plate. I tried to pay for his time. His reply? “Go hit a deer!”

Here all these years I’d thought he hadn’t paid attention in class, and now he gives me a lesson in irony with a bit of nemesis for homework.

Note:  For the other articles in this series, please click “Importing a Tacoma to Canada” on the column to your right.

Quite a few hits on this site are from people bringing cars from the U.S.A. into Canada, so here’s an update which may be of benefit.

I have hit a snag with the R.I.V. The instructions for preparing the documentation for the submission to R.I.V are readily available on the Net, but nowhere did I read advice on how to get the Recall Status statement from the company, Toyota in this case, to the appropriate file at R.I.V.

The guy at Canadian Customs checked my documents and wrote a couple of others, took my money for the application and G.S.T., and told me that I’d receive the rest from R.I.V. in ten days. No mention was made of the letter from Toyota clearing my truck of recalls. It was in the envelope with everything else, but he didn’t ask and I didn’t give it to him.

After ten days a letter from R.I.V. informed me that the application couldn’t proceed until they have received the recall declaration. I faxed it off, asked for the inspection certificate by return email, and settled in to wait another ten days.

If I had known enough to get that declaration of recall status included with the package sent to R.I.V. from Canadian Customs, I’d have an Ontario plate on my truck by now. Live and learn.

UPDATE: November 5th, 2007

I waited and checked my email faithfully, never giving up hope, and today the inspection form arrived by regular mail. The local CTC service manager completed the inspection in ten minutes at no charge, then faxed the form back to the R.I.V. The lesson here? The R.I.V. personnel mean well, and perhaps don’t pay much attention to what we ask, only to what we need.

Tomorrow CTC will do the safety and emissions checks.

Daytime Running Lights

October 22, 2007

The Internet is full of discussions among car owners about DRLs, as they are known among the acronym set. American truck owners desperately want to disconnect their DRLs for reasons that would boggle the mind. My favourite was the Toyota owner who waits for the train in the early morning with his engine running to keep the truck warm. He doesn’t want to disturb the suburban residents near the station with his lights. Another serious off-roader worries that he will blind the track marshalls if he flashes his lights in their eyes at a critical point on the course. About one in ten fears that the increased use from daylight running will wear his lights out. Two contributors seriously discussed the risk of frying their trucks’ wiring by operating their lights in daytime. Many worry that their V8s will get worse gas mileage from producing all that electricity.

Canadian owners, on the other hand, desperately want to find out how to install the DRLs so that they can register their new vehicles before the temporary plates run out. Most will be happy merely to pass the test, but the owners of Honda S2000 models want the ultimate in DRL-cool, the 60% dimming effect. This seems to require a great deal of experimentation and not a few mishaps involving lost high beams, if one is to believe today’s posts.

The Hamsar module’s instructions called for the green wire to be fastened with cable ties next to a spark plug wire to draw impedence from it and activate the module. My truck has no spark plug wires, just little solid state things sitting where the plugs should be. I asked for help on two Toyota forums. None was forthcoming except for one moderator who stated that any module which tried to take power from a spark plug should definitely not be installed. In desperation I asked the readers of Yesterday’s Tractors — a collection of uncommonly smart and helpful people.

In a few minutes a guy named Vern sent me an e-form for a customer inquiry from Hamsar, the Markham company which produces the DRL control unit. The response came inside fifteen minutes. Caroline, the company rep, suggested that I connect the green wire to any circuit activated by the ignition switch. A careful examination of the instructions revealed that yes, hard-wiring the green wire to the oil pressure sender would also do the job.

A brave dive under the truck turned up the missing oil pressure sender, and I was even able to track it up to the surface of the engine where I exposed the green and yellow wire after knawing through three levels of protection. The downloaded Toyota manual gave me wire colours and locations. Mind you, it took a week of reading.

All that remained was to hook the thing up. The little clips which come from Hamsar are dreadfully dull. I broke the first one without denting the headlight wire. Fortunately I had several of the splicing clips left over from a trailer-repair job, and they went right on.

Bet held the light as I did my usual chaotic wiring job and then held her breath as I touched the green wire to the battery terminal. The lights all came on. I disconnected. They went off four seconds later. It works! I clipped the green wire to the oil pressure sender wire and fired her up. Oil pressure light still works. The lights come on by themselves as soon as the truck starts.

Flushed with success and telling myself it only has to work once for the inspection, I quickly stuffed the DRL unit down behind the battery and started up a couple of more times. High beams work normally. All lights come on at full intensity — had I bought a more sophisticated Hamsar unit they’d only come on at 60%, but this one was on the shelf, and what did I know?

Anyway, it works. The truck is now ready for the next step once the package comes from the Registrar of Imported Vehicles. Cool!

The following day dawned clear and cool, perfect driving weather. I followed Charlie from wherever we were out onto the highway and drove north to a breakfast place. I don’t know if it was Claire or Charlie who suggested the turnoff he chose, but we ended up in a lush college town with wide streets, beautifully landscaped parks, and a worn, if cozy local eatery for breakfast.

The most interesting thing about this town was the land development on the outskirts. It was groomed like a golf course, but had a sign advertising “Lots: 1 – 94 Acres For Sale.”

Then we drove some more until we hit Buffalo. A right turn and we were on to Syracuse, though the scenery was quite delightful on this leg. North to Watertown and I was feeling the drain of a weekend of driving. The truck chugged along very well, though.

At Watertown by prearrangement we left the truck at the local U-Haul franchise just off 81 at Exit #48. The owner rents garage space to store cars for the 72 hour wait period required by Homeland Security before a vehicle may be exported from the U.S.

An obliging U.S. Customs agent let me drop off the bill of sale and title for the Tacoma, so home we went, happy to have gotten this far on the project.

Three days later my mother drove chase car for the last leg of the trip. Just because she hasn’t been across a border in fifty years was no reason not to make the trip, in her opinion. Away we went in her CRV. The freeway and the tall bridges were no problem for Mom. It turned out even stern-faced customs agents showed their human side with her. We breezed through the importation process and the truck arrived safely at its new home.

The most interesting thing about the last leg of the trip was the assortment of golden eagles and hawks perched on steel fence posts along the edge of Hwy 81. You’d think posts that narrow would be uncomfortable for such large birds, but there they sat.

For years I’d promised myself that when I retired I’d buy a vehicle somewhere far away, go get it and drive it home. Things came to a head the first day I took a load of walnuts to Neil’s farm for hulling. I had opted to load the nuts into the back of my SUV rather than attaching a trailer. I’d sprinkled preservative over the nuts to inhibit mould and I didn’t know how toxic it was, so I wore a fume mask and drove with the windows all open. That gets old after a couple of miles on a cold, wet morning. Walnut flies being what they are, and the nuts having sat for a couple of days, there were some grubs in the nuts. One of the tubs had a crack in the bottom. After unloading the nuts in Neil’s yard, I looked in amazement at the entire back of the 4Runner alive with maggots, an exact match for the beige carpet.

The time for a pickup truck had arrived.

It had to be a Toyota, of course, but I’ve historically had a hard time with their dealers. Brockville and Kingston outlets simply didn’t sell what I wanted to buy, a four cylinder, five speed, regular cab, four-wheel-drive truck. I found the ideal new truck in Watertown, only to have the salesman throw me off the lot when he discovered I am Canadian. They’re a bit paranoid down there.

I inquired at customs about bringing a vehicle from the States into Canada. The helpful U.S. guy heard my tale of woe and immediately called the Watertown dealer. Turns out a used truck had come in that day. I drove home from the border, eager to call and set up a deal on the new trade-in. The salesman wouldn’t give me the time of day. I must rub that guy the wrong way, or something.

In desperation I turned to eBay. With ridiculous ease I had purchased a truck within the hour. Gleefully I emailed my pal in Reading, PA to ask him to have a look at my new truck in Pittsburgh. “Pittsburgh? Why did you buy one there? That’s five and a half hours away!” Ulp. Guess I should have looked at the map.

O.K., I’ll fly down and pick it up. Watertown to Pittsburgh takes six and a half hours, with stopovers in Boston and New York. I could drive it in that time.

Charlie offered to run me down the following weekend, so we set up a meeting in Lansdowne, Bet packed enough food for two days, and off we went on Saturday morning.

This was my first ride in Charlie’s Audi A4 Quattro. Nice car. The Audi navigation system he bought on eBay and installed in the dealer’s parking lot (specialized tools) really came into its own on this trip. A savvy Internet guy can download just about anything these days, even a complete installation manual for an Audi navigation system. I nicknamed it “Claire.”

After the right turn at Syracuse I began to see more and more walnut trees. They seem a bit spindlier than the ones growing in Forfar. Then came the wine country. South of Lake Erie is a lovely drive through a rich landscape. The grape harvest seemed to be in full swing on the same day that I had scraped my windshield in Smiths Falls. Very few trees had changed colour down here.

I looked at these vast fields of vines and thought of my own puny efforts hand-picking Neil’s grapes. Then I saw a grape harvester, a tall device for straddling the vines, apparently based upon a 1950 Farmall tractor. Maybe they don’t get used a lot in the off-season.

Claire’s instructions kept us in the correct lane into Pittsburgh, across the bridge and into the tunnel. Tunnel? Charlie told me that the computer detects that it has lost signal and assumes it’s in a tunnel, so it relies upon inertia and dead reckoning to keep the driver on target until it can find a satelite again. Clever Claire. Before long it told us to look to the left because we had arrived at our destination. After eight hours of driving I saw the new truck, parked on the street in front of a little used car dealership.

There’s no elbow room in Pittsburgh. The car lot was full. To examine the truck I had to risk impact from passing cars and trucks. I crawled under for a look, anyway. Not bad, though they apparently haven’t heard of rustproofing that far south. Someone had done a magnificent job of cleaning the truck, inside, out, top and underside.

While I test drove the truck with a dealership employee as guide, the manager discovered that Charlie’s a photographer, so he strongly recommended a trip to the top of the mountain to view the cityscape. We couldn’t reasonably ask Claire to direct us on this trip, so Charlie set off and I followed in my new truck. Chaos quickly resulted. Pittsburgh is no place to get lost in convoy. After a couple of near misses we abandoned all hope of photographs and headed for the tunnel.

On the first hill the Tacoma seemed a bit anemic in the power department. The tires rode rock-hard and shook on some surfaces. We pulled off at first opportunity, a service centre about twenty miles from the city centre.

Turns out the used car dealer’s crew could wash cars well, but that’s about it. The emergency brake was stuck on, leaving a back brake drum quite hot. That explained the lack of power on the hill. Tire pressures were forty pounds on the left side and fifty on the right, instead of the 26 recommended. The spare, of course, was flat.

A little worried that these bozos had also changed the oil, we pressed on and found a motel for the night. Charlie had to have a room with 1) no evidence of cigarette smoke and 2) wireless Internet. The third motel offered both, and a cot for him. I gratefully settled into a novel and he re-established contact with his world.