Speaking of political humour, the Robertson Family is sweeping the TV world with their Louisiana reality show Duck Dynasty. Just occurred to me: I have yet to see a black face in any episode, even when there are crowd scenes. Here I thought everybody was getting hooked on the simple virtue of a Baptist minister’s extended family. Now I’m beginning to suspect it’s this fantasy white world where there’s a 12 gauge solution for any beavers and snakes which get in their way.

On the other hand a quick look online showed that some white supremacists are furious over the presence on the show of Willie and Korie Robertson’s adopted South American son, whom they describe as black. What??

Anyway, there are lots of websites detailing the family of Willie and Korie Robertson. Initially childless, they adopted Lil Will at birth. Then twins John Luke and Sadie came along. Teen-aged Rebecca stayed on after living with the Robertsons during an exchange from Taiwan. Then there’s the youngest girl, Bella.

So maybe the show’s success is because it’s been co-opted by viewers who project their own prejudices upon it, but it doesn’t look as though that’s the Robertsons’ doing.

The fantasy which pervades the episodes remains that of a large, loving family, joined at the table each evening for a meal while Phil says grace. Not bad T.V., actually.

UPDATE, 27 February, 2014

On a hunch I bought Phil Robertson’s autobiography “Happy, Happy, Happy” and read the first two chapters to my 87-year-old mother. She was hooked by Phil’s homespun tales, and read through the rest of the book quickly, with evident enjoyment. That’s the first secular book I’ve ever seen my mother read.

As the snow has retreated it’s been muddy for the last week in Eastern Ontario.

Over the years I have taught the various spaniels the “Wash your paws!” command, leading the dog of the day through the patch of clean snow nearest the door to clean her paws for drying inside the house. This morning for the first time in recent memory there was no snow for the procedure. On the other hand the dog had avoided the small puddle in the driveway and her paws weren’t all that bad when we arrived at the mat inside the front door.

Things are drying up a bit, at least temporarily. At this stage I truly dread the next big dump of snow.

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With the sap refusing to run without another freeze I decided to prune trees to fill in the time. Four acres of walnuts planted from seed in 2005 were first for the annual trim, then a row of thirty blight-resistant butternut hybrids planted in 2008, then a hundred butternuts from 2006. Twig borers regularly attack the butternuts, killing the leaders. The trees respond by shooting out lots of lateral branches and even suckers, effectively turning the butternut into a shrub, unless pruned.

Because the hybrids are a test plot owned by someone else I’ve been reluctant to prune them, but finally Rose gave permission last year and I had at the suckers and extra leaders. They look much better now and I fervently hope they don’t contact blight from the wounds, as so far I haven’t seen any blight on any of the planted butternuts.

Mind you, half of the 2007 butternut planting next to the woodlot are routinely stripped of their early leaves by a convocation of insects ranging from caterpillars to twig borers, but they simply grow new leaves and carry on. What’s more, every rutting buck who braves the wolves to explore the property stops to beat up on a butternut tree or two, tearing the fragile bark and snapping branches. Something about butternuts just seems to challenge bucks. Maybe the thick terminals on the branches look like antlers.

Speaking of things which look like antlers, (Wandering much this morning?) the handle-bar ends on a mountain bike can also provoke a buck. Back in my salad years I was racing a spaniel down the Clear Lake Road and turned at speed onto the Cataraqui Trail only to encounter head-on a large buck. Instantly he dropped his antlers for a fight. As I reluctantly closed the distance between us he thought better of it and abruptly sat down on the trail before leaping into the swamp and making his escape. By the time I had clawed the bike to a stop he was long gone. That was one very large buck, likely the twelve pointer who lived for years in the area.

If I have wandered this far I might as well go all of the way. The buck encounter wasn’t a patch on my friend Les’s session one Sunday morning on the Marina Road. Cell phone coverage at the Indian Lake Marina is spotty for some carriers so Les got into the habit of driving a golf cart out towards the county road when he needed to call Ottawa. His favourite calling spot was on a flat stretch adjoining a swamp, halfway between the lake and the road.

Les had likely picked up the paper at the mailboxes and stopped on the return trip this fine morning. He had no sooner shut off and taken out his phone when he heard a rapid series of slurps crossing the swamp. A doe raced out of the mud and across in front of his cart. Then he heard more slurps and a very large cat tore across the road after the deer!

The wide-eyed report of this sighting led to some skepticism at the marina and suggestions it was probably a wolf or fisher, so owner Wayne Wilson jumped into his Kubota and drove out to look for tracks. He returned assuring us that there were both deer tracks and very large cat tracks in the mud exactly where Les had said.

Taffy

February 16, 2013

The trouble with a field-bred English Springer Spaniel is that he or she is unlikely to take a great photo every time the way a bench-bred Springer will. Our new canine overlord just had her ninth birthday. She has adeptly switched from an austere life in a kennel with twenty-four other dogs to a pampered existence with doting humans to wait on her nose and foot. But to a camera Taffy still looks funny.

So this afternoon I decided to try a short video to get a better look at the dog. I think it works as a portrait of a pretty neat little girl.

http://youtu.be/lJ-ku6-bIT4

A couple of weeks ago I posted a rambling blog stealing from the title of Emma Marris’s Rambunctious Garden: Saving Nature in a Post-Wild World.  Since that time I’ve been digesting what has turned out to be quite an interesting read.  Marris basically tosses the old paradigm of conservation onto the scrap heap:  no longer is it all right simply to return the environment to the way it was before Europeans saw it.  As Marris correctly points out, the great herds of buffalo and flocks of passenger pigeons may well have been sudden spikes in the population because of the elimination through smallpox of vast numbers of their main predator, Man.

Instead Marris provides a series of examples from all around the world of how ingenuity and effort have produced a new ecology which, while a bit heretical, may offer greater benefits than the back-to-Eden approach. For example there is a dry-land “wilderness” preserve in the Netherlands which lies 14′ below sea level. Feral versions of domestic animals have been enlisted to fill certain ecological niches.

I’ll get back to Marris once I have had time to think the book over.  In the meantime, Charlie rather excitedly emailed me that the Slate Magazine article by Marris, Hipster Hunters, has finally appeared online.  Vanya Rohwer is Emma Marris’s brother-in-law, and he responded to her request for photos to illustrate her article with the full-blown Charlie Croskery photo shoot mentioned on this page.

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2012/12/hunting_by_liberal_urban_locavores_is_a_trend_good_for_the_environment.single.html#pagebreak_anchor_2

As you may recall, Anne and Tony Izatt run a couple of bass tournaments each summer out of their summer residence in Newboro. The opening day tilt was a write-off for the gang: we were hopelessly upstaged by neophyte John Steele and his lovely fishing partner, Amy. To add insult to injury, Amy bubbled on that she had never held a fishing rod before, but the fish were coming in on every cast, it seemed. John added that his trolling motor didn’t work, so he was forced to drift down the middle of Clear Lake and hope for the best. Yeah, right. They had sorted through a dozen and a half bass for their six over three pounds, while the rest of us had to scramble to bag our quota.

But it was different this day. The Bob Steele/Possum Lodge Tournament isn’t supposed to run in the fall, but a series of postponements for vacations and rain left us to set out in near-darkness at 7:00 a.m. on a stormy morning with a 90% probability of rain on the weather radar.

Les and I decided to try to grab a fish or two and hide ashore during the lightning storms, so we feinted out into the lake to lure the other boats up to Benson, then looped back into the bay below the Marina in search of an elusive five-pounder. C-Dock produced a small bass on a hail Mary cast as we crept past the sleeping boaters.

Surely enough, we found a good fish under a tree, a four pound, 19 1/2″ largemouth. The lightning was beginning to sizzle, so we ducked back to the dock and took our our ease under the portico at the store. Word quickly got out about the fish. Everybody texts nowadays, even bass fishermen.

But after the storm things became a bit more of a challenge. The howling wind and occasional whitecaps restricted our choices of fishing spots. Perhaps I wandered too far from the tried and true, because another storm was stirring up the lake and we still hadn’t been able to replace two small bass in the well, one of which would have to go into our entry of six fish. We raced a squall to the dock.

That squall was quite an experience: I don’t normally operate my boat in weather where visibility is measured in inches. Sheets of water were flying across the bay at exceedingly high speed. Les held the hood of my parka against the wind so that I could at least get one eye free. The new Princecraft handled the rough water and crosswind fine, but I discovered that when you’re running for cover it doesn’t really matter whether you go around weed patches or over them. The Merc will happily chew its way home.

We heard that the American team had packed it in early.  Jim headed for his boat to rest for the party later and Tom drifted back to his cottage and its endless list of chores for the morning.

Mary Steele came in with her son John at the helm. They had had enough of the rain and wind, and headed for cover. It looked as though John wouldn’t be repeating on the winner’s podium this tournament.

Happy to have feet on the dock, Les and I stood around in the teeming rain until Tony made his way up the bay and landed, eyes agog. Apparently he’d been lost a lot of the way, but that might have been rain on his glasses because Les and I could see every bit of his tentative progress across the bay.

Tony and Jeff had their six, but some were small, so they weren’t optimistic. Les and I were growing more hopeful for the four-pounder, if not the overall lead in the tournament.

Finally at five to twelve Earle and Paul flew around the point and up to the dock. They both grinned as though they had bits of fine yellow down* all over their whiskers. Open came the well. Game over! The cavernous well looked very well stocked. Earle commented that they had found a school of fish, and had just sorted through them for the six which finned around in their pool in front of the massive outboard.

So Tony started the weigh-in with our boat’s catch. The 19 1/2″ bass set the standard and raised our score to 13 lb. Tony and Jeff weighed in a pound short. Paul and Earle took the trophy with a catch a bit over 15 pounds.

In reflection, the rough-weather day had given the old timers the chance to shine. Earle and Paul well earned their second Bob Steele Memorial Trophy and your scribe took the prize money for the largest bass. I must emphasize that my fish had only one puncture mark in its mouth when I released it. Earle’s protests that he had released the fish last week fell on deaf ears.

The rough weather (think Queen Charlotte Lodge on the coast of the North Pacific, only warmer) had made for an exciting day, and the gang cheerfully packed into the Lodge with the spectators for the remainder of the day. Eventually Tony got the propane boilers started in the rain.

* like the cat that ate the canary.  Sorry.

Gray’s Sporting Journal

August 6, 2012

My young friend Dr. Martin Mallet just sent me a delighted email to inform us that he is the new food columnist for the Gray’s Sporting Journal.

More later, no doubt.

http://grayssportingjournal.com/

This week, quite possibly today, Ontario Superior Court Justice Thomas Lederer will hear final arguments and then render a judgement on the disputed vote in last year’s federal election in Etobicoke Centre which went to the Conservative candidate by 26 votes. Well documented voting irregularities, particularly the decision by returning officers to allow voters to cast ballots without showing proper identification, leave it to the judge to decide whether or not to invalidate the election result.

A by-election called because of electoral fraud would uncork the logjam of popular opposition to the Harper regime which has built up over the last six years. As the one who has the potential to release the flood, Judge Lederer is in my estimation the most dangerous man in Canada, though I am eager for the frenzy to begin.

Here’s one well worth the read in Sunday’s Ottawa Citizen.

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/todays-paper/Boxing%2BCanadian%2Bsoul/6423329/story.html

See the more detailed report to the right, but the soft weather on this section of the Rideau has produced no gain in ice depth in a week.  It’s still about 4″ deep, but with weak spots highly probable.

Happy New Year.

Executive summary:

There’s a bit over 3″ of ice now on Newboro Lake.