C-38 and your new dock
May 6, 2012
Keith Ashfield in a speech in the House of Commons on May 3, 2012 made the following comments:
We would clarify situations where development poses the highest risk to fish and fish habitat and those areas of limited risk. We would establish a new framework, in conjunction with stakeholders, to make it easier for people to comply with the Fisheries Act while working in or near water. This would include identifying classes of low-risk work, such as installing a cottage dock, and classes of water where project reviews would not be required. For medium-risk projects, standards would be established allowing Canadians much-needed clarity while they carry out those projects.
Ashfield’s comments sound reasonable as such comments often do. What worries me is not the shift of focus toward allowing cottagers to put their docks in with less restriction, but the apparent removal of regulation from ditches and flood plains, the source of the majority of pollution to enter the fisheries system. From a cursory reading of the debate it looks to me as though farmers will no longer be held accountable for runoff from their fields (fertilizer, pesticides) unless there are actually fish in the ditch.
Pesticides are the major pollutant in fish in the Rideau Waterway. Allowing the market to decide whether a farmer cleans his sprayer in a puddle next to a ditch (Roundup is expensive, eh?) doesn’t seem o.k. to me.
More research is needed here. Please feel free to offer clarifications as comments.
Morels, 2012
May 2, 2012
My latest theory involving the morel hunt: you don’t find them. They find you. These were around the roots of a couple of young elms which were cut out of the flower beds last year after they subsided to blight.
If some brilliant biologist or organic chemist would isolate the chemical released by dying elms which triggers morel growth, I would like a litre of it.
The most dangerous man in Canada
May 2, 2012
This week, quite possibly today, Ontario Superior Court Justice Thomas Lederer will hear final arguments and then render a judgement on the disputed vote in last year’s federal election in Etobicoke Centre which went to the Conservative candidate by 26 votes. Well documented voting irregularities, particularly the decision by returning officers to allow voters to cast ballots without showing proper identification, leave it to the judge to decide whether or not to invalidate the election result.
A by-election called because of electoral fraud would uncork the logjam of popular opposition to the Harper regime which has built up over the last six years. As the one who has the potential to release the flood, Judge Lederer is in my estimation the most dangerous man in Canada, though I am eager for the frenzy to begin.
The first garage went together pretty well, but I somehow hadn’t gotten around to putting the corners and window trim on after construction and painting. After I figured out the right way to trim a garage built with cove siding, I doubt if I’ll ever get back to the exterior trim on the shop.
You see, I did the siding wrong. That’s the trouble with the burnt fingers method of construction (and life, and everything): it provides lots of short-term feedback but little external guidance. And I hadn’t thought about a critical step, the construction of the corners of the building so that the siding would have somewhere to begin and end.
An experienced old guy could have taken me aside and said, “Lad, you have to put the corner pieces on first, nailed flush with the cove siding (not on top of it) and then you butt the horizontal stuff to those vertical boards. I would have argued, made excuses, checked the Internet, and eventually seen the obvious.
Instead I figured it out this winter by accident while looking at an old Parks Canada horse-stable at Chaffey’s Locks. Once I saw the corners and realized they and the cove siding were on the same plane, the whole thing made sense.
Anyway, I think I’ve corrected the mistake on Charlie’s garage. The new batch of siding is going on well, but the 12′ walls still have another six feet to go, and so from here on the project will require extra crew.
Charlie and I have agreed to cater to our puritan streak and leave the windows unembellished in the new garage, same as the previous building.
Conservative M.P. finds a new low
April 13, 2012
Because about two-thirds of this blog’s readers are from the United States, I’m a little embarrassed by the report below. It’s important to emphasize, however, that not all Canadians are as stupid and tasteless as New Brunswick MP John Williamson.
Not surprisingly, the Federal Conservatives have dropped in polls in the last week, particularly in Quebec where they’re down to 11% of decided women voters. The gun registry, whose destruction Williamson was celebrating in the quote listed below, was set up in memory of the fourteen young women killed in 1989 by Marc Lepine at l’Ecole Polytechnique, an engineering school of the University of Montreal.
The mud from the barrage of lies to Canadians about F-35 costs during an election campaign, the Robo-call scandals attempting to suppress non-Conservative votes, the blundering attempt at Internet surveillance put forth in the name of protecting children from child pornography in Bill C-30, and now the tasteless triumphalism in the House of Commons about the destruction of the Long Gun Registry — it has finally begun to stick to Stephen Harper and his thugs.
The following is a letter to the National Post, 11 April, 2012.
Dishonouring MLK’s dream
On Aug. 23, 1963, civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. gave one of the greatest speeches of the 20th century, ‘I Have A Dream,” to 200,000 people during the historic March On Washington.
Last Thursday, one day after the 44th anniversary of Dr. King’s assassination by an unregistered long gun, John Williamson, Conservative MP for New Brunswick Southwest, rose in the house, and with fiery bluster shouted, “Free at last, free at last,” while fellow Conservatives cheered as they celebrated the end of the long-gun registry.
No words can describe the lack of respect and decency exhibited by the “Honourable” Mr. Williams and those who applauded his comments, as he subverted one of the most famous passages from Dr. King’s speech, given moments before he was felled in the prime of life by a bullet from an unregistered long gun.
I can only hope that after the next election, the 61% of Canadians who did not vote Conservative can also proclaim: “Free at last, free at last, praise the Lord, we’re free at last.”
Al Yolles, Toronto.
With characteristic restraint the Hansard parliamentary transcript reporter truncated Williamson’s comment to “free at last” and left it at that. But CBC reporter Kadie O’Malley reports that Williamson was not to be denied. He went back into the official record and replaced the discreet omission with, “Free at last! Free at last! Law abiding Canadians are now free at last!”
Members of the Harper regime often seem unclear on the concept of standing upon the shoulders of giants. They come across a lot more like primates in a cage, soiling all they touch.
I don’t like plagiarists.
Declan Hill on boxing and the Canadian soul
April 8, 2012
Here’s one well worth the read in Sunday’s Ottawa Citizen.
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/todays-paper/Boxing%2BCanadian%2Bsoul/6423329/story.html
Job action at Canadian Customs?
April 6, 2012
The Tire Rack is an online vendor which ships its product to selected installers around the United States. Cheney Tire in Watertown is one of these and I have been impressed with their service, so I took the Lexus down for new summer tires. On Wednesday morning I was rolling on new rubber by 10:00 a.m., even though the shop operates on a first-come, first-served basis.
Then I stopped at Canadian Customs. Two booths were open for cars and two for trucks, with a line several hundred yards long. An attendant eventually cut one of the truck lines and sent a few of us to booth seven for processing.
My agent-of-the-day came on duty at 11:00 and spent three minutes futzing around his work space. Then he closed the blinds so he couldn’t see us. He called each car in by putting his hand out the window and twisting it. The line seemed to move very slowly as he worked his way through a half dozen cars before me.
When I arrived he muttered his way through some of the usual questions, but didn’t ask about the Duty Free Store, a line I have come to expect. His voice had a trick of losing volume in the the last half of sentences, so that I had to ask him to repeat himself frequently. Then he asked for my license number. I said, “I don’t know have it memorized. Why do you ask me for it when all you have to do is look at the screen and see it?”
“I wouldn’t ask you if I could see that, now would I?” in a nasty tone. So I read him the license number from the invoice for my tires. He required several corrections to get the whole plate number typed in correctly. Then he sent me on my way to the cashier.
Inside the office there were more uniformed personnel standing around than I normally see, easily enough to staff the full array of booths. I suspected some sort of work-to-rule program, perhaps in reaction to last week’s federal budget. Whatever it was, it had cost me an extra hour out of my Wednesday morning and a lot of wasted fuel.
When government fights with its employees, the public suffers.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/story/2012/04/11/mb-cbsa-border-budget-cuts.html
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Returning Snowbirds and shoppers: feel free to post updates from Customs experiences as comments to this article.
The Kiss, Canadian version
April 1, 2012
Trudeau vs Brazeau fight, March 31st
March 31, 2012
Sun TV had exclusive coverage of the charity fight, and this meant viewers were stuck for a full evening with two talking heads at the front of the screen and various unidentified boxers whaling away at each other in the background. If there was any organization to the program, I didn’t notice it. For example the two didn’t talk boxing, or charity either, for that matter. In fact host Ezra Levant’s attempts at humour made me think back fondly to the blond guy Garth on Wayne’s World. Sun TV milked every minute of its evening with multiple viewers by ranting on about how wonderful they are. It reminded me of getting caught at a wake with a particularly obnoxious distant family member. I just wished the men would fight and get it over so I would never have to watch channel 517 again.
Then came the boxers. Patrick Brazeau looked bloodthirsty. Justin Trudeau looked totally focused on something, and it wasn’t the crowds around him.
At the bell Brazeau tore into Trudeau. Justin had to fend him off with open hands when he got too close. But after a couple of brutal flurries, Trudeau’s jabs started to find their mark and keep the stronger man away. He survived the first round. Trudeau came out with heavy jabs to begin the second round, and after the first minute, Brazeau was beaten. Trudeau stalked him around the ring. Brazeau got off his chair reluctantly to face the third, and only rose when chided by his opponent.
Two standing eight-counts and Trudeau had Brazeau cornered and was hitting him at will, and they weren’t light jabs to score points. They were roundhouse rights intended to put his opponent down, just the punches Brazeau unleashed on Trudeau in the first round until his arms gave out. Trudeau proved to all that he can take a hard combination, he has stamina, and all of Canada saw his killer instinct as he closed in on the weakening Brazeau. Trudeau seemed to be the only one in the arena not eager for the ref to stop the fight.
So Liberal scion Justin Trudeau beat the stuffings out of Harper’s boy-senator.
It’ll be interesting to see how the PMO spins this one. The wrong guy won, and by a knockout.


