Justin:

This is a fine article except that, like every other journalist I have read, you do not tell the correct story of the three-year eco tax holiday on home heating fuel for rural residents of the maritimes, and then Ontario and points west, I believe. The prevailing narrative is that Trudeau caved to the polls and tried to buy back some votes. Please allow me to offer a counterpoint.

When I emailed the office of Minister Terry Beech, an old friend, and chuckled about the $89 saving on each oil bill since the program began, his communications guy was quick to point out that this is a three-year holiday to make it easier for Canadians to get a heat pump installed. It had never occurred to me that a heat pump would have a place in the heating of a 200 year old stone house, but on the strength of this comment I inquired of a local contractor and he explained that our house is in fact well situated for an installation. He provided a quote which was reasonable, but my accountant just laughed when I asked about the government program to fund the heating upgrades. On the other hand, I was in the process of selling my fourteen-year-old fishing boat and the proceeds from one more than paid the cost of the other.

If not for the holiday on the levy on fuel oil I would never have considered the heat pump which has produced immediate benefits for life in our house. I’m told we’ll still run the oil furnace in February, and it would require several years (or one unwanted boat) to offset the financial outlay, but of course we are saving the environment a little bit and keeping ourselves cool in summer, which is a real benefit to our health as we grow older, and there is more space in the shed with the boat gone. 

Jennifer Ditchburn’s CP story this morning delineating the homophobic subtext in the posters set to be sent out by Conservative MPs to their constituents made it clear that it was time for me to get the charge card out again. So $50 went off to Justin. Interestingly, the once-creaky Liberal Party machinery worked very smoothly this time. Boom. Correct data on the splash screen already there. Pump in the amount and the card number. Thanks. Bye.

According to pundits Trudeau’s most daunting task over the next two years will be the update of the LPC’s archaic organization. This latest online encounter was the first time I have ever dealt with the Liberal Party of Canada that I was impressed by their efficiency.

I doubled the amount of the contribution out of resentment of the hypocrisy of the publicly-funded mail-out campaign to begin June 1: how can Harper meet with the parents of a girl who was harassed to death and take a public stand against cyber-bullying, yet praise the content of these deeply personal attacks upon an opponent? And if it isn’t bullying to get all of the other MPs to gang up on the intended victim in this attack, what is it?

I said a month ago in a post that Justin and Sophie will slay Stephen Harper on the campaign trail just because of their teamwork and sex appeal. Face it: manly men look up to someone who is getting more sex than they are. That’s just the way it is, Steve. Justin has a lock on this with Sophie and his kids. Sprinkling fairy dust around a picture is just going to make people mad at you and grease the Liberal fundraising machine.

Today Jenni Byrne, Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s communications officer, tried to spin the public reaction to the attack ads directed at Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau as “a runaway success.” She’s even asking every Conservative to contribute $25 to continue the program.

I would suspect the website showing the attack ads is experiencing the kind of interest normally saved for crashed cars at the side of the road, but who am I to judge?

I wonder how she’ll spin this contribution from a London radio London 96TheTube?

The original ad opens with a rather sinister shot of a moustached Justin Trudeau, footage and lettering no doubt taken from the Conservative attack ad using footage of the Canadian Liver Foundation Benefit (which was originally pilfered from Huffington Post Canada). As I recall it tossed in the “In over his head” phrase in silly lettering to create the impression that this is another of the series of Conservative attack ads. A voice as smarmy and insinuating as the Conservative narrator intones: “Justin Trudeau is young, fit, strong, with great hair” (accompanied by pictures of Justin in various states of attire).

But then the ad suggests that Canadians must not vote for Justin Trudeau: “Do you want, for the next four years, your wife wanting to have sex with the Prime Minister? (more glamour shots of JT). (Pause for effect). Vote Stephen Harper.” (An unflattering, full body shot of Stephen Harper comes up on the screen.

An all-white, but recognizable CPC logo appears: “This ad is a production of the Conservative Party and is sponsored by Conservative Nerds for Stephen Harper.” Or some such, mimicking the U.S. attack ad format, complete with a giggling voice in the voice-over.

The ad spoof no doubt infuriates Harper’s Myrmidons, as it effectively denies him place. It infers that nobody’s wife would want to have sex with Stephen Harper, whereas Justin Trudeau is so attractive that no man in Canada can feel secure in his marriage.

It’s a classic reductio ad absurdum device, except that it not only defuses the other attack ads’ attempts to deny Trudeau place, this one impinges upon Harper’s place as well by questioning his manhood.

The revised ad loses a great deal of its punch, but no doubt prevents a lot of unpleasant things happening to the London radio station.

A REVISED EDITION OF THE AD IS BACK. I FOUND IT ON YOU-TUBE.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb-1XiHGjtM

Sophie vs Baba

February 27, 2013

As a teacher I long ago learned that one of the best measures of a person is his or her immediate family.

As I grew to know their kids I usually had a pretty good idea of what to expect on parents’ nights. Given access to an empty classroom a surprising number of parents will gravitate towards the seat their kid normally occupies.

When one of my students particularly impressed me I automatically projected this respect upon his or her parents as well, as this kid was at least partially their creation.

Much of what we know about a political leader comes from the foils: staff and family members who show how they feel about their leader. Would we have admired Josiah Bartlet for seven years without his West Wing crew and family? Where would Barrack Obama be without the three beautiful women who share his stage? Justin Trudeau may be an enigma to many of his opponents who can’t see the substance in the man, but look at the woman who chose to marry him.

Sophie Gregoire is an impressive and loveable T.V. presence. When Justin trounced Senator Patrick Brazeau last spring, Sophie barged into the ring and none-too-gently embraced her man. I predicted in a column that the photograph showing the kiss marked the first step on a path which would lead the couple to 24 Sussex Drive.

But upon reflection I think the path goes back further to where the newlyweds joined their host for a zip-line adventure on The Mercer Report. The musical sound of her laughter stayed in my head. I remember thinking: “If Justin Trudeau can nab a great wife like Sophie Gregoire, he must be far more than a pretty face.”

In the 2015 election campaign Stephen Harper must expect to face the Justin-Sophie team and he will be hard put to compete with their sex appeal and warmth.

By the same standard I must raise my opinion of Liberal leadership contender Joyce Murray. Cued by a local newspaper article on National Newswatch this morning, I tracked down Baba Brinkman, a rapper who has made a video in a B.C. classroom in support of his mother’s campaign. That video is waaay better than it should be.

As his day job Brinkman raps about Darwin and Chaucer to theatre audiences. Rolling Stone has written about him. Graduate students love him. I watched his talk on TED to a group of teenagers, and he was very, very good. He has turned a Master’s degree in medieval literature into a successful career in hip hop. The Darwin Society organizers hired him as entertainment, but first had his lyrics peer-reviewed for scientific accuracy. In his videos Brinkman’s intelligence and wit shine through a basic decency which I can respect. He likes and admires his mother, so Joyce Murray’s stock goes up.

Of course Murray’s the proponent of co-operation with the Green Party and the NDP to get rid of Harper and bring in proportional representation. A financial article rates her the richest of the Liberal candidates from wealth earned through the family tree planting business. If Joyce planted trees to fund her university education she is one tough, determined lady.

Baba Brinkman’s momma’s-boy rap has elevated dark horse Joyce Murray into second place on my list.

Sun TV had exclusive coverage of the charity fight, and this meant viewers were stuck for a full evening with two talking heads at the front of the screen and various unidentified boxers whaling away at each other in the background. If there was any organization to the program, I didn’t notice it. For example the two didn’t talk boxing, or charity either, for that matter. In fact host Ezra Levant’s attempts at humour made me think back fondly to the blond guy Garth on Wayne’s World. Sun TV milked every minute of its evening with multiple viewers by ranting on about how wonderful they are. It reminded me of getting caught at a wake with a particularly obnoxious distant family member. I just wished the men would fight and get it over so I would never have to watch channel 517 again.

Then came the boxers. Patrick Brazeau looked bloodthirsty. Justin Trudeau looked totally focused on something, and it wasn’t the crowds around him.

At the bell Brazeau tore into Trudeau. Justin had to fend him off with open hands when he got too close. But after a couple of brutal flurries, Trudeau’s jabs started to find their mark and keep the stronger man away. He survived the first round. Trudeau came out with heavy jabs to begin the second round, and after the first minute, Brazeau was beaten. Trudeau stalked him around the ring. Brazeau got off his chair reluctantly to face the third, and only rose when chided by his opponent.

Two standing eight-counts and Trudeau had Brazeau cornered and was hitting him at will, and they weren’t light jabs to score points. They were roundhouse rights intended to put his opponent down, just the punches Brazeau unleashed on Trudeau in the first round until his arms gave out. Trudeau proved to all that he can take a hard combination, he has stamina, and all of Canada saw his killer instinct as he closed in on the weakening Brazeau. Trudeau seemed to be the only one in the arena not eager for the ref to stop the fight.

So Liberal scion Justin Trudeau beat the stuffings out of Harper’s boy-senator.

It’ll be interesting to see how the PMO spins this one. The wrong guy won, and by a knockout.